Tuesday, June 17, 2008

The Bronze Bitch


Twin Cities Daily Planet [Minneapolis - St. Paul, MN]
17 June 2008

So what exactly is a bronze bitch anyway?

by Matthew A. Everett

[...] There was (and still is) a statue out by the old administration building at my alma mater - a bronze statue of a female benefactor, turning green with age (the statue, not the benefactor). The old gal was affectionately known among the student body as "The Bronze Bitch."

Rumor had it that if a virgin ever graduated from the college, the statue would up and fly away.

No one has yet stepped forward to refute this claim. [...]