Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Synthetic Canned Tuna (UAE) – Bacon in Vegetarian Lasagna (UK) – Andy Devine’s Voice – Clown Mob (UK)



Gulf News
7 May 2019

Dubai denies latest food rumour of harmful tuna

Dubai: A brand of tuna has raised a stink on UAE social networking sites, leaving many residents doubtful over the safety of canned fish. A rumour circulated on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram claimed that the canned tuna brand Angelmo, which was produced in China, was manufactured from synthetic fibers and posed a danger to consumer’s health. […]

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Metro [UK]
7 May 2019

Muslim mum’s anger because she thought Aldi sauce contained bacon

[…] Rianne Ward, 39, said she ‘smelled something odd’ in the vegetarian lasagne sauce she bought from a supermarket near her home in Derby. She said she was furious when she tasted the sauce, believing that it contained bacon, which Muslims are forbidden from eating. […] An Aldi spokesman said the sauce is vegetarian and contains a smoked flavouring. […]

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The Advocate [Baton Rouge, LA]
7 May 2019

Smiley: Caution: comedian in training

[…] Kathy Higgins, of Metairie, says our discussion of western movie sidekicks "reminded me of a cautionary tale told to my sisters and me by our mother concerning Andy Devine, Roy Rogers’ sidekick. We were told Andy had a gravelly voice because as a child he fell down while running with a spoon in his mouth. I don’t know if that story is true, but my sisters and I still won’t run with anything in our mouths." […]

Dennis Devine, Your Friend and Mine, Andy Devine (Duncan, OK: BearManor Media, 2012), p. 37. "Andy was playing on the couch while his mother was hanging curtains. One of the rods went into Andy's mouth, injuring his throat."

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Sleaford Standard [UK]
8 May 2019

Boys chased in park by ‘killer clowns’

Two young boys have been left traumatised after being chased through a village park by a gang of ‘killer clowns’. Mother of one of the boys, Katy Cookson-Price, […] said: “My 12-year-old son and his friend were playing football. They could hear laughing in the bushes and thought it was a bird. They ignored this and carried on playing. One clown came out from the opposite side of the playing field, stood still and stared at them then started to walk towards them. Then another seven or eight came out dressed as clowns. They started to chase them.”

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Alan Moore (script), J. H. Williams III (penciller), Mick Gray (inker), Promethea Collected Edition, Book 1, Vertigo, 2000, unpaginated. “You don’t wanna go looking for folklore. And you especially don’t want folklore to come looking for you.”
 


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