Wednesday, August 7, 2019

Stolen Ketchup Results in Bad Luck (NJ) – HIV Revenge – Popcorn Trick



WABC-TV [NY]
1 August 2019

Person who stole ketchup from NJ restaurant says theft has brought bad luck

LACEY TOWNSHIP, New Jersey (WABC) -- A New Jersey restaurant says it will forgive a person who stole some ketchup and said the theft has been bringing them nothing but bad luck. […] The thief hoped returning two new bottles would turn things around and reverse the ketchup karma. […]








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WXIA-TV [Atlanta, GA]
7 August 2019

Woman who made viral video telling people she gave them HIV now says she doesn't have it

AMERICUS, Ga. — Brandi Yakeima Lasiter, the woman who made a viral video telling past sexual partners she had HIV and had transmitted it to them, now says she does not have HIV. According to the Americus Police Department, after they began an investigation against Lasiter, she told police she is not HIV positive and “made the video because she was angry at the people she named.” […] In the original video […] Lasiter named several men and some of their partners, telling them she’d given them HIV. […] Lasiter goes on to brag about revenge and wanting to watch the men suffer. "I always get the last laugh," she said. "I'm going to watch y'all die." […]

 


WFXL-TV [Albany, GA]
9 August 2019

Georgia woman tests negative for HIV, but she's charged with misdemeanor

AMERICUS, Ga. -- Police say the Georgia woman who went on a viral Facebook Live rant claiming she was HIV-positive and intentionally infected others tested negative for HIV this week. Americus Police received the results on Friday. However, Brandi Yakeima Lasiter is charged with a misdemeanor count of Harassing Communications. […]

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Johnny Mize, “A Game You Missed Over Thanksgiving,” San Francisco Express Times, vol. 1, no. 46, 4 Dec. 1968, p. 11.

In the ice-cold fall of 1962, I was the last player to be selected […] for the varsity football team at the University of Connecticut[.] […]

Captain of the team was John Contoulis of Bridgeport (he later did a short stint with the NY Giants), called “Yogi,” Yogi the Bear. The scorecard said he weighed two-eighty. The fat rolled over his muscles. On his face and neck he wore pimples like mountains. Repulsive. […]

The previous semester, it was rumored, while at a date in the drive-in, drunken Yogi offered to go get his girl some popcorn.

On the way back to the car he dumped the stuff out and broke the bottom of the box open.

He slipped back into the darkened front seat: Want some popcorn? She reached in and found…his cock.
 


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