Saturday, February 10, 2018

Uncommon Words in Clever Student’s Newspaper Ad




The Advocate [Baton Rouge, LA]
6 February 2018


Smiley Anders

An easy A

"The discussions by your readers of big words," says Loren Scott, "reminds me of an ad that appeared in the Kansas City Star back in the early '70s.

"It was in the classified section under 'Personals,' and it read: 'insidious, innocuous, annihilate, extrapolate, fratricide, audacious, euphemism, ludicrous, euthanasia, and fastidious.'

"It was signed Mark Johnson. When the editor of the paper saw that ad, he called in his crack cub reporter and said, 'I want to know who Mark Johnson is and why he put those 10 words in my newspaper.'

"The cub reporter did his job well. As it turns out, Mark was a sophomore at Shawnee Mission High School in Shawnee, Kansas, and his English teacher had told the class if anyone could find those 10 words in the newspaper that semester she would give them an A in the class."

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La Crosse [Wisconsin] Tribune, 14 March 1958, p. 1.

“KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP)--The classified ad in the Morning Kansas City Times read simply: ‘Infallible, intrinsic, amity,  minimize, blazon, scrutinize, emulate, compunction, deride.’ Puzzled newsmen discovered it had been inserted by Mrs. Mildred Beal. She explained that her 17-year-old son Terry received as an English assignment two weeks ago the task of finding 10 specific words in a newspaper. He found only one – contemporary. The deadline was at hand so she inserted the ad – in the personals column. Mrs. Beal said she did not know whether her son’s teacher would accept the idea, but even at an outlay of $1.36 for the ad she thought it was worth trying.”


Anyone Not Wearing an Orange (or Yellow) Shirt on Halloween Will Be Shot




Syracuse.com
29 January 2018


By Elizabeth Doran

WHITESBORO, NY - A cruel prank that morphed and spread through social media resulted in a living nightmare for an Oneida County parent Beth Pappalardo and her son Leo Tesmer.

Some students at Whitesboro High School this fall spread a rumor that the 16-year-old boy was going to shoot everyone on Halloween who wasn't wearing an orange shirt, according to his family and state police. […]

Just before Halloween, a parent contacted Pappalardo to tell her a rumor was being shared on social media saying her son would shoot anyone not wearing yellow on Halloween. That soon changed to anyone who wasn't wearing orange, she said. […]

Campus Designed by a Prison Architect (University of Texas at Austin)




The Daily Texan [University of Texas at Austin]
23 January 2018


By Hannah George

Towering above neighboring buildings on the south side of UT’s campus, many students joke that the dull, dreary-looking Jester Center looks like a prison.

Some even believe that a few of the dormitory’s inner features parallel those of a penitentiary.

“I went into the showers and I had to bend to reach the showerheads, and someone told me the architect had designed it so that prisoners couldn’t hang themselves,” said nutrition freshman Jerrica Garza, a resident of Jester East. “Makes sense I guess.” […]