Thursday, January 31, 2019

Cheap Vodka – Stolen Rattlesnake – Super Bowl & Sex Trafficking



Business Insider Australia
31 January 2019

There have long been rumours that Costco's vodka is the same as Grey Goose — here's one expert's opinion

There has long been a rumour that a Costco vodka imported from France is produced by the high-end brand Grey Goose. Vodka enthusiasts say this is why Costco’s Kirkland bottle tastes so good. It has frequently defeated Grey Goose in blind tastings despite being a third of the price: Costco’s 1.75-litre French vodka costs $US19.99, while you can expect to pay about $US60 for the same-size bottle of Grey Goose, which is owned by Bacardi. […]

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Yle [Finland]
29 January 2019

Police asked to investigate reports of needles in French fries

Local hamburger chain Hesburger has requested police to investigate reports that needles were in French fries served by one of its restaurants in Lahti. According to tabloid Iltalehti (in Finnish), a family found three sewing needles stuck inside French fries purchased on Monday. Nobody was hurt. […]

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The Edition [Maldives]
30 January 2019

Urban Legends of Maldivian Schools

[…] In keeping with tradition, the urban legends of Maldivian schools are passed down by word of mouth, whispered from student to student, senior to junior, friend to friend. […]

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Historian of the Strange
30 January 2019



[“Steals Live Rattlesnake,” The Inter Ocean (Chicago, IL), 10 February 1908. Of this report of the theft of a suitcase containing a rattlesnake, the Historian of the Strange (Robert Damon Schneck) observes that the “lack of detail, too good to be true quality, and implicit lesson, suggest that this is an urban legend.” I am also dubious; but for the record, here is another report of a thief unwittingly snatching a venomous snake.]

ABC News [Australia]
5 Jan 2003

Bag snatcher grabs slippery surprise

Police are warning inner Sydney residents to beware of a venomous red-bellied black snake loose in the suburb of Redfern after a robbery backfired on the unsuspecting thief. A professional snake catcher was called to a unit in Redfern last night to catch the snake. He put it in a heavy canvas bag, which he then placed in the passenger seat of his car. While stopped at traffic lights at about 10:30pm AEDT, police say a thief opened the car's passenger door and snatched the bag. […]

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CNN
31 January 2019

Sex trafficking and the Super Bowl: Myths and the real issues

[…] Some groups claim that the influx of crowds for the Super Bowl contributes to an increase in sex trafficking. But leading anti-trafficking groups, such as Polaris Project and the International Human Trafficking Institute, say no evidence supports the claim. Trafficking occurs year-round in communities around the country, they say, and that's where prevention efforts are most needed. But that's not stopping outreach groups or the city of Atlanta from raising the issue during Super Bowl. […]

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ABC News
31 January 2019

Germany: Sausage museum planned at former concentration camp

BERLIN (AP) -- German media are reporting on plans to build a sausage museum on the site of a former Nazi concentration camp for Jewish slave laborers. Public broadcaster MDR, news agency DPA and others reported Thursday that the German Bratwurst Museum will be moved to the site, on the outskirts of the eastern town of Muehlhausen. About 700 Jewish women from Eastern Europe where imprisoned at the camp during the Nazi era. […] MDR reported that the association operating the museum was unaware of the location's history, but said it was willing to commemorate the past appropriately.

[An inadvisable choice of site for a sausage museum, given the prevalence of “human sausage factory” rumors in Europe following WWII. See Eda Kalmre, The Human Sausage Factory (2013).]

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Triple M [Australia]
30 January 2109

Needle Found In Bread At Wadalba Grocer

Police are now investigating another food contamination case on the Central Coast. It's understood a woman purchased a loaf of bread from a supermarket in Wadalba on Monday, discovering the needle upon returning home. […]
 


Monday, January 28, 2019

Gang Initiation (Baltimore) – Women & Beer – AIDS Conspiracy



WJZ-TV [Baltimore, MD]
25 January 2019

Reports Of Gang Initiation In Fells Point, Canton ‘Unsubstantiated’

BALTIMORE (WJZ) — Baltimore city officials are on rumor control after social media posts spread information about a gang initiation in the Fells Point and Canton neighborhoods this weekend. […] The rumors stated that people could be the target of a large gang’s initiation, which would include violent robberies.


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The Sun [UK]
26 January 2019

Bar sign which compares beer to women and jokes about oral sex blasted for being ‘sexist’

A BAR in Reading has been slammed for its "misogynistic" signs after a punter spotted "horrific" phrases written on signs and walls. Customer Johnathan Benson was shocked when he saw the "artwork" in Caffeine and Cocktails bar this week. The remarks included "jokes" about why "beer is better than women"[.] […] Responding to the complaint, the venue confirmed they had taken Johnathan's concerns seriously, explaining they have now painted over the phrases. […]



[Folklorist Alan Dundes and copylore collector Carl Pagter (Never Try to Teach a Pig to Sing (Wayne State University Press, 1991, 408-9)) note that the earliest version of this list they found was from 1987. An email list of why beer is better than women was part of the evidence in a sexual harassment charge brought by four female employees against the Chevron Corporation, which paid $2.2 million to settle the case in 1995.]

New York Times
22 February 1995, p. A16
Chevron Settles Sexual Harassment Charges

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The Sun [UK]
27 January 2019

Muslims demand Nike recall ‘offensive’ Air Max trainer with ‘Allah written on the sole’

NIKE has been urged to recall “offensive” Air Max trainers because they have “Allah’s name in Arabic” on the sole. Saiqa Noreen was appalled when she spotted text on the bottom of the show and accused the sports brand of “blasphemy”. […] Saiqa launched a petition for Nike to recall their train with more than 4,800 signing it. […]
 

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New York Times
27 January 2019

Quest to Solve Assassination Mystery Revives an AIDS Conspiracy Theory

[…] In the film, “Cold Case Hammarskjold,” which debuted Saturday at the Sundance Film Festival, a former militia member claims that his organization used phony vaccinations in the early 1990s to spread HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, in an attempt to wipe out the black population. “We were at war,” said the former militia member, Alexander Jones. “Black people in South Africa were the enemy.” Scientists immediately cast doubt on the claim, which they called medically dubious. […]

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Emily Flake, The New Yorker, 4 February 2019. [As the ultimate “killer clown,” the Grim Reaper, wearing a clown mask, asks his panicky victim, “What? Is this not better?”]

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In the “Weekend Update” segment of Saturday Night Live (NBC, 26 January 2019), the character Cathy Anne (played by Cecily Strong) tells co-host Michael Che that she is missing two ribs.

Michael Che: You have two ribs missing?

Cathy Anne: Yeah, I got them taken out ‘cause of that Marilyn Manson thing. Apparently, it’s two ribs if you’re a girl. Spoiler alert: It doesn’t work. You can’t reach.
 

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Scott Koblish, “Winging It.” The Many Deaths of Scott Koblish (San Francisco: Chronicle Books, 2018); unpaginated. A collection of cartoons showing the artist dying in various ways, including by avian abduction.



Geof Darrow, The Shaolin Cowboy: Who’ll Stop the Reign? Milwaukie, OR: Dark Horse Books, 2017. Darrow’s graphic novel features trash-filled cityscapes overrun by giant lizards, cigarette-smoking feral dogs and cats, and pterosaurs, one of which abducts a diaper-clad human baby (see pages 33 (detail, below left), 45, 56, 60, 75, 77 (detail, below right), 97). The baby’s fate, given the unremitting carnage depicted in the novel, is unlikely to be favorable.