Wednesday, February 6, 2019

Scary Frogs – “They shot grandma!” – Contaminated Condoms



Al Jazeera
4 February 2019

Portuguese shopkeepers using ceramic frogs to 'scare away' Roma

Porto, Portugal - Surrounded by baskets of oranges and tangerines, a bright green ceramic frog stands at the entrance of Helena Conceicao's grocery shop. "Everybody has frogs here," she said. "It's to scare away Gypsies because they are afraid of frogs." Similar ornaments have been placed at the entrance of shops, cafes and restaurants all over Portugal. […]

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WDBJ-TV [Roanoke, VA]
4 February 2019

Roanoke leaders say there's no truth to rumors of poisoned dog treats in parks

[…] The social media post claimed a Game Warden approached a man and warned him that people placed poisoned treats along greenways. It continued to claim the Game Warden did a sweep of Green Hill Park recently and found over 70 poisoned dog treats. […]

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The Advocate [Baton Rouge, LA]
3 February 2019

Smiley: Most memorable funeral ever

Frances Pickering Billeaud says, "My dad, Jack Pickering, was with Desi Arnaz’s band (before the 'I Love Lucy' show), and the band was on tour a good part of many years. They played a Chicago theater many times and grew fond of a Catholic priest, Father Pat, who loved show people. One night, Father Pat came in on crutches with a large cast on one leg. He had officiated at the funeral of a young soldier killed in World War II. The soldier was from a very large Chicago Italian family, all of whom attended the military funeral. The emotion of it all was finally too much for the great-grandma, and she fainted, falling to the ground as the rifles fired the salute. When a 7-year-old boy shouted, 'Oh no. They shot grandma,' Father Pat, holding his prayer book to his face, could not control his laughter, and as he tried to do so, took a step forward and fell into the open grave, breaking his leg. Needless to say, it was a funeral nobody present would ever forget."

[This is a variant of a well-known joke/contemporary legend. The detail of the broken leg – a motif found in some other contemporary legends – is new to me here.]

Freeburg Tribune (IL), 2 Feb 1951, p. 10.



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John Kinsman, AIDS Policy in Uganda: Evidence, Ideology, and the Making of an African Success Story (New York: Palgrave Macmillan, 2010), 84.

The advent of Uganda’s quiet condom promotion policy in 1991 marked a substantial change in the country’s overall strategy to control HIV. Condoms were then still only available via family planning clinics and some pharmacies. […]

[T]here was a great deal of opposition to the condom in Uganda at the time, with many people associating their use with promiscuity and prostitution. Furthermore, one of my respondents – a man from rural Masaka – added that, “at first, people didn’t want to use condoms. They had this belief that the bazungu [*] are very clever. They want Africans to die, so they put the virus inside the condom. And if you use it, you will get the virus, because of that oil they put on the condom. They ask, have you ever heard of these Europeans who die from AIDS? They don’t die of AIDS. We Africans are the only people who die of AIDS.”

* Mzungu is Swahili for “white person,” and is widely used in Uganda. Bazungu is the plural.