Saturday, August 22, 2020

Dr. Pepper Aids Breast Growth – Rule of Thumb – Clever Madman Avoids Being Committed

Bobbie Brown with Caroline Ryder, Dirty Rocker Boys (New York: Gallery Books, 2013), 34. (As a high school teenager, Brown lived near Baton Rouge, LA.)

My new best friend was Mona, a petite girl with big breasts and four sisters all as pretty as she was. She became an ally in my quest to become pretty enough to be a model. But what were we going to do about that chest of mine? I was still flat as a pancake.

 “If you drink Dr. Pepper, your tits will grow,” she told me.

 “Are you sure?” I asked.

 “Positive.”

 I drank so much Dr. Pepper that summer my tongue turned brown. Sad to say, my chest refused to blossom.

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Detail from “Facts About Crime,” Crimes by Women #14, August 1950. “In Massachusetts, according to an old law, a husband may not beat his wife with a stick bigger around than his thumb.” (Cf. Henry Ansgar Kelly, "Rule of Thumb and the Folklaw of the Husband's Stick,” Journal of Legal Education, Vol. 44, Iss. 3 (Sep 1, 1994): 341-65.)

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Jeffrey Sconce, The Technical Delusion (Durham: Duke University Press, 2019), 356-7, n. 37. A cunning lunatic on the way to a mental asylum succeeds in getting his escort committed instead of himself.

 

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