Thursday, February 21, 2013

Red Squares Used by Dog Thieves



http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/perths-vicious-dog-fighting-hoax-20130220-2erhs.html

WA Today [Australia]
20 February 2013


Rania Spooner
Court and crime reporter

The internet has been flooded with chilling tales of an organised underground dog fighting ring operating out of Perth's suburbs.

Family pets have been systematically stolen from their yards to be trained as fighting dogs, according to reports appearing on social media and online classified websites this week.

While many in Perth claim to know somebody who knows somebody whose pet has fallen prey to a kidnapping, authorities and social media experts have dismissed the warnings as a viral hoax.

"No suburb is safe," reads one popular flyer doing the rounds on Facebook and Google+ this week.

Larger breeds would be starved and tormented into brutal fighters, while their smaller counterparts would be used as "bait", according to another popular Facebook post.

An image warning people of a system, in which red squares were put outside homes to alert canine thieves to a potential candidate, was uploaded to Facebook and shared more than 9000 times on Tuesday.

"These red symbols are tags that people stealing Perth dogs are putting on your gates/fences," the post read.

"These tags identify which house has a dog that needs to be collected later that day/night by these disgusting creatures. [...]

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Ronald Reagan Mistakes Hemp Leaf for Maple Leaf



http://www.ep.tc/realist/131/03.html

The Realist, #131, Autumn 1996, p. 3


Paul Krassner

In the course of attempting to get a marijuana-legalization initiative on the ballot, six times since 1972, Jack Herer and other activists have lived on the front lawn of the Federal Building in Westwood for a hundred days at a time. They would feed, clothe, and provide portable bathrooms for petitioners. On the flagpole, the pot-people's flag flew proudly underneath the American flag.

One morning in 1981, President-elect Ronald Reagan came to Westwood. It was five days before his inauguration, and he needed a haircut from his favorite barber. With his entourage of Secret Service agents, Reagan visited the Federal Building.

"You're doing a fine job," he told the manager, "and I want you to know that you can bring any of your problems to us. Incidentally, why are those Canadians down on the lawn?"

"They're not Canadians. Those are marijuana protestors, and they live down there 24 hours a day."

Reagan had mistaken the five-pointed hemp leaf for the maple leaf that is featured on the Canadian flag. [...]

[Anecdote repeated at:]
http://hightimes.com/lounge/pkrassner/6638
High Times, 16 August 2010
The legacy of Jack Herer is tinged with moments of humor and triumph.
by Paul Krassner

Acid Bible




http://www.ep.tc/realist/75/14.html

The Realist, #75, June 1967, p. 14


By Paul Krassner

[...] During the Free Speech Movement's mass imprisonment, a Bible which had been soaked in an acid solution easily made its way into the cells, and the students just ate those goddam pages right up, here getting high on Deuteronomy, there taking a trip on Exodus. [...]

Richard Dorson, America in Legend (New York: Pantheon Books, 1973), 283.

The greatest Owsley story  tells of his visiting a group of Free Speech Movement activists in jail. Owsley astonished the Berkeley radicals by appearing dressed in a purple velvet suit and carrying a Bible. He opened it solemnly and with a grave countenance proceeded to read passages aloud. When the suspicions of any possible passersby had been allayed, he revealed that the Good Book had been dipped in acid so that the jailmates could "groove" on its pages. Owsley passed it around, each tore out a page from his favorite section -- one from Jeremiah, most from Job -- and sucked on the sheets until all were wiped out.

"I Love Paul" buttons



http://www.ep.tc/realist/64/24.html

The Realist, #64, February 1965, p. 24


By Alan Whitney

[...] The Pope may or may not be infallible in matters religious and/or political, but he is definitely odds-on when it comes to matters commercial. When he visited New York, lapel buttons, plastic holy medals and pennants bearing the holy image left vendors' boards like birth control pills going to Fort Lauderdale. And, an occasionally reliable source swears to me on the soul of  his contact that this really happened:

A vendor sold out his entire supply of Pope buttons and went to the wholesaler to get more, only to find that there just weren't any more. He pleaded eloquently about this historical opportunity to make a bundle, and the distributor finally did the best he could. He yielded 150 "I Love Paul" buttons intended for Beatles cultists. The vendor took them to Yankee Stadium and sold out in half an hour.

The House of Blue Leaves, (New York: Samuel French, Inc., 1994, p. 33), Act 1.

BUNNY bursts in, flushed, bubbling. She has an enormous "I Love Paul" button on her coat.

BUNNY. He's landed! He's landed! It's on everybody's transistors and you're still here! And the school kids! -- The Pope drives by, he sees all those school kids, he's gonna come out for Birth Control today!! Churches will be selling Holy Diaphragms with pictures of St. Christopher and saints on them. You mark my words. (To us, indicating her button.) They ran out of Welcome Pope buttons so I ran downstairs and got my leftover from when the Beatles were here!

[John Guare's farcical play, first performed in 1966, is set in New York during the 1965 papal visit. Text via Google Books.]

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Human Meat Sold to Restaurants (Malawi)



http://www.nyasatimes.com/2013/02/17/malawi-human-meat-talk-cripples-restaurant-business-in-lilongwe-city/

Nyasa Times [Malawi]
17 February 2013


By Malawi News Agency

Restaurant owners at Tsoka Flea Market (especially around ‘Chakulamba’ area) in Lilongwe are crying foul as customers continue to shun the place following a rumour that some men “were caught selling human meat” at the place.

A strong rumour made rounds over the week in the capital city that some men from Chinsapo Area were “spied on” preparing a body of a woman which the rumour says they cut into pieces and carried it to Tsoka Market’s Chakulamba restaurants for kanyenya.

But both the police and restaurant owners around Chakulamba place have dismissed the rumour as ‘totally’ false. [...]

Friday, February 15, 2013

People Killed by Baseball Bats



http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/explainer/2013/02/paul_broun_says_hammers_and_baseball_bats_kill_more_people_than_guns_is.html

Slate
14 February 2013

Why do people keep saying they do?

By Brian Palmer

Georgia congressman Paul Broun claimed after Tuesday's State of the Union address that "There are more people killed with baseball bats and hammers than are killed with guns." Explainer readers may remember Broun as the congressman who believes the Earth is 9,000 years old. What about his hammer and baseball bat claim? [...]

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

"I know what you've been doing!"



Woman's World, 7 January 2013, p. 55

Boy, Was My Face Red!

My six-year-old granddaughter was told by her mom, "if you eat the seeds of an apple, a tree will grow in your stomach." The other day, she and I were riding the bus when a pregnant lady took the seat next to us. My granddaughter kept staring at her and finally piped up, "I know what you've been doing!" I mumbled an apology to the woman as she gave us an awkward smile and let out a nervous chuckle, but, boy, was my face red!

F.W. New Britain, CT

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Fecal Pollution in Kabul



http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/22/world/asia/kabuls-pollution-is-real-despite-unpleasant-exaggeration.html

New York Times
22 January 2013

Kabul Journal

By ROD NORDLAND

KABUL, Afghanistan - It has long been a given that the air pollution in this city gets horrific: on average even worse than Beijing's infamous haze, by one measure.

For nearly as long, there has been the widespread belief by foreign troops and officials here that - let's be blunt here - feces are a part of the problem.

Canadian soldiers were even warned about it in predeployment briefings, which cited reports that one test had found that as many as 30 percent of air samples contained fecal particles. The Canadians were worried enough that the government ordered a formal investigation, officials say.

"I've heard that story for 40 years," said Andrew Scanlon, the head of the United Nations Environment Program here, who dismissed it as an urban legend. "I think the need by diplomats for danger-pay raises is what has kept reports of fecal matter danger very high." [...]

Monday, January 21, 2013

Is Imitation Calamari Made From Pig Rectum?



http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2013/01/calamari_made_of_pig_rectum_the_this_american_life_rumor_isn_t_true_but.html

Slate
18 January 2013


By Daniel Engber

A friend told me the other day that she'd heard a horrifying report on public radio: You know those deep-fried, chewy rings of calamari? Sure. Well, they're sometimes served in imitation form, made from slices of a pig's rectum. Wait ... what?! And so it happened second-hand, as these things almost always do: An urban legend hatched and spread its wings. [...]

Friday, January 18, 2013

Spitfires Buried in Burma



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21074699

BBC News [UK]
18 January 2013


Archaeologists hunting for World War II Spitfires in Burma believe there are no planes buried at the sites where they have been digging, the BBC understands.

The archaeologists have concluded that evidence does not support the original claim that as many as 124 Spitfires were buried at the end of the war, the BBC's Fergal Keane reports.

Wargaming.net, the firm financing the dig, has also said there are no planes.

But project leader David Cundall says they are looking in the wrong place.

He told the BBC that he feels very frustrated but is determined to keep up his campaign, and remains convinced Spitfires are buried in Burma. [...]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20515659
BBC News | 22 November 2012

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-humber-20910980
BBC News | 4 January 2013

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-20957162
BBC News | 9 January 2013
Burma Spitfire hunters discover crate

 



http://www.npr.org/2013/01/21/169621797/in-myanmar-a-hunt-for-fabled-cache-of-buried-wwii-spitfires
National Public Radio
21 January 2013
by Anthony Kuhn

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/burmamyanmar/9813074/Spitfire-hunter-pledges-the-search-will-go-on.html
The Daily Telegraph [UK]
20 January 2013
By Adam Lusher

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/10177803.Buried_Spitfires_is_a_tall_story__says_RAF_veteran/
The Northern Echo [UK]
22 January 2013
By Gavin Engelbrecht

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/aviation/9806536/Burmas-buried-Spitfires-the-inside-story-of-one-mans-obsession.html
The Daily Telegraph [UK]
23 January 2013
By Adam Lusher

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Poisoning Rumours Surface at Omuthiya



http://www.newera.com.na/articles/49784/Poisoning-rumours-surface-at-Omuthiya

New Era [Namibia]
8 January 2013


By Paulus Paulus

Windhoek -- Holidaymakers and residents of the northern town of Omuthiya experienced a festive season of panic due to unsubstantiated reports of food and drink poisoning having reached fever pitch at the town and surrounding villages.

"You never leave your glass behind in this town. Not even if you are with a friend, you cannot trust anyone here," a villager informed this reporter. However, the reports which some believe to be mere rumours refuse to die, despite reassurances by law enforcement officials and local authority leaders that there is no grain of truth in them. [...]

Friday, January 4, 2013

Women's Car Tires Damaged



http://www.wausaudailyherald.com/article/20130103/WDH0101/301030419/Police-No-truth-tire-vandalism-rumor?nclick_check=1

Wausau Daily Herald [WI]
3 January 2013


Written by Shereen Skola
Daily Herald Media

Local police are debunking a rumor circulating in an email chain this week that someone was sabotaging women’s cars and then preying upon them when they were forced to pull off the road.

Marathon County Sheriff’s Lt. Ted Knoeck said the department fielded dozens of calls during the past several days from callers asking about a rumor that someone was damaging the tires of women’s cars, requiring them to be towed. [...]

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Eagle Snatches Child (Student Video)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CE0Q904gtMI


MrNuclearCat - 1 video

Published on Dec 18, 2012
A golden eagle tries to snatch a baby in Montreal! What if he got away with it!?
Un aigle royal attaque un jeune enfant sur le Mont-Royal!

http://www.newswire.ca/en/story/1092059/centre-nad-reassures-montrealers-no-danger-of-being-snatched-by-a-royal-eagle

[Press Release]

Canada Newswire
19 December 2012


MONTREAL, Dec. 19, 2012 /CNW Telbec/ - The "Golden Eagle Snatches Kid" video, uploaded to YouTube on the evening of December 18, was made by Normand Archambault, Loïc Mireault, Antoine Seigle and Félix Marquis-Poulin, students at Centre NAD, in the production simulation workshop class of the Bachelors degree in 3D Animation and Digital Design.

The video shows a royal eagle snatching a young kid while he plays under the watch of his dad. The eagle then drops the kid a few feet away. Both the eagle and the kid were created in 3D animation and integrated in to the film afterwards.

The video has already received more than 1,200,000 views on YouTube and has been mentioned by dozens of media in Canada and abroad. [...]

SOURCE: Centre NAD
Claude Arsenault
Manager, Communications and Public Relations



http://www.postcrescent.com/article/20130120/APC0101/301200443/Viral-video-may-sparked-bird-shootings?nclick_check=1

Appleton [WI] Post-Crescent
20 January 2013


Written by Carolyn Tiry
Gannett Wisconsin Media

ANTIGO -- An online video of a hawk grabbing a baby that was revealed to be a hoax could be behind an increase in bird shootings, one wildlife rehabilitation expert says.

The Raptor Education Group, a wildlife rehabilitation center near Antigo, has taken in four hawks and two bald eagles since the video was released, Executive Director Marge Gibson said. Six birds, all of which were shot, are at least twice as many as the center usually gets in one month, she said. [...]
 

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

V.S. Naipaul Mistaken for Ved Mehta



Esquire, July 1988, p. 61.

Blindsided

A veteran New York journalist was convinced that Ved Mehta, the blind Indian writer, was not really blind at all. Having spotted Mehta sitting stiffly on the couch at a party at Mike Nichols's, he stationed himself in front of the man, who was stealing the cashews from a bowl of mixed nuts. The journalist waved his hands back and forth at the man, started making faces. The guests -- Renata Adler and Penelope Gilliatt among them -- were aghast. But the Indian stared straight ahead, impassive. The journalist shrugged. He had had his doubts, he announced, but was now convinced that Mehta was indeed blind.

"That may be so," replied one guest, "but that man on the couch is V.S. Naipaul."

Spy, September 1989, p. 111.

Slaves of the New Yorker

By Jennet Conant

[...] The most intense Ved skeptics are not fully convinced that anyone could produce such detailed visual passages if he were actually blind. [...] In one often-told incident, a young writer became obsessed with the notion that Ved could, in fact, see. At a literary function, the story goes, the young writer spotted a dapper Indian gentleman, walked directly over and started making extraordinary faces and obscene gestures at him. The mortified hostess, as she dragged the young writer away, asked, "What in God's name were you doing to V.S. Naipaul?" [...]

Paul Theroux, Sir Vidia's Shadow: A Friendship Across Five Continents (Boston: Houghton Mifflin Company, 1998),  pp. 278-9.

There was a story I never asked Vidia to verify -- didn't dare ask, because I wanted it to be true. If it was not true, it ought to have been.

Ved Mehta is a distinguished Indian writer. [...] Ved Mehta is also famously blind. A certain New Yorker doubted his blindness. Seeing Mehta at a New York party, speaking to a group of attentive people, holding court, the man decided to test it. He had always been skeptical that Mehta was totally blind, since in his writing he minutely described people's faces and wrote about the nuances of color and texture with elaborate subtlety, making precise distinctions.

The man crept over to where Mehta was sitting, and as the writer continued to speak, the doubting man began making faces at him. He leaned over and waved his hands at Ved Mehta's eyes. He thumbed his nose at Ved Mehta. He wagged his fingers in Ved Mehta's face.

Still, Mehta went on speaking, calmly and in perfectly enunciated sentences, never faltering in his expansive monologue.

The man made a last attempt: he put his own face a foot away and stuck his tongue out. But Mehta spoke without a pause, as if the man did not exist.

Realizing how wrong he had been, the man felt uncomfortable and wanted to go home. Leaving the party, he said to the hostess, "I had always thought Ved Mehta was faking his blindness, or at least exaggerating. I am now convinced that Ved Mehta is blind."

"That's not Ved Mehta," the hostess said. "It's V. S. Naipaul."

Cosmos Rays Panic



http://www.hindustantimes.com/India-news/Srinagar/Mars-attack-rumours-keep-Kashmir-sleepless/Article1-972049.aspx

Hindustan Times
12 December 2012


HT Correspondent, Hindustan Times

Srinagar, December 12, 2012

12/12/12 spawned a dozen hoaxes, but the one that was most hilarious kept people in the Valley up all night and the state government busy firefighting through the day. The message, purportedly from NASA and the BBC, advised people to switch off their cellphones from 12.30 to 3.30 am on Tuesday as “cosmos rays are entering the Earth from Mars”. The message even warned people to keep away the cellphones from their body because “cosmos” rays are dangerous. [...]

http://www.indianexpress.com/news/mars-as-foreign-hand-kashmir-spends-night-in-fear-of-cosmic-rays-via-phone/1044613/

The Indian Express
13 December 2012


Mir Ehsan : Srinagar

Late on Tuesday night, residents across Kashmir scrambled to switch off their mobile phones. The reason was not pesky calls but another ‘incoming’ hazard: a rumour that harmful “cosmic rays” were going to enter Earth via the phones from Mars, and set off blasts.

The government finally had to step in and make announcements on radio and television, threatening to book people spreading the rumour, to quell the panic. [...]

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Three Days of Darkness Predicted



http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2012-12/11/content_16007713.htm

China Daily
11 December 2012


 (Xinhua)

BEIJING - Candles and matches have almost sold out in two southwest China counties following online rumors of a coming doomsday event that some believe will bring the end of the world.

Panic buying in Shuangliu and Longchang counties, both located in Sichuan province, was stirred by rumors of "three consecutive days of darkness after December 21." [...]

Monday, December 3, 2012

Biometric Registration Kits Cause Cancer (Kenya)



http://www.the-star.co.ke/news/article-97746/bvr-cancer-rumour-scares-voters

The Star [Kenya]
30 November 2012


WESONGA OCHIENG

Rumours that the BVR [Biometric voter registration] kits can cause cancer  have scared Mwakirunge slum dwellers from registering as voters, IEBC chairman Isaack Hassan has said.

He told the residents to ignore the rumours saying those spreading it want to sabotage the voters registration in the region.

Residents said the rumour, which surfaced soon after the start of the registration, has caused panic and fear.

“A rumor went round and most of them have refused to heed to the calls to register as voters. They say the machine sucks blood form their fingers and it can cause cancer,” said Rose Kazungu, a residents. [...]

Friday, November 30, 2012

Organs Removed From Kidnapped Children (China)



http://europe.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2012-11/30/content_15976108.htm

China Daily
30 November 2012


Police in Jintang county, Sichuan province, denied rumors posted online saying that local children had been kidnapped in order to have their organs removed, the Chengdu Commercial Daily reported on Thursday.

The police added that the person who spread the rumors has been punished, the paper said.

County police sources said that a resident surnamed Yuan posted notes online saying that some children in the county's Pingqiao township had been kidnapped to have their organs removed.

Investigations showed that Yuan made up the rumors and he was punished, police said.

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Ballroom in Movie Modeled After Baylor University Library



http://baylorlariat.com/2012/11/27/alum-dispels-popular-myth/

The Baylor Lariat [Baylor University]
27 November 2012


By Maegan Rocio
Staff Writer

[...] A 1979 Baylor alum, Jim Hillin, who was the Computer Generated Imagery Supervisor of the 1991 animated feature, helped design the famous ballroom scene of Disney’s “Beauty and the Beast.” [...]

According to a Nov. 8 Baylor Proud Newsletter, the rumor is the famous ballroom scene from “Beauty and the Beast” was modeled after Baylor’s Armstrong Browning Library.

Hillin said the rumor is not true.

“The design came from the art director, and I was just following his directions,” he said.

Some Baylor students were disappointed to hear that the myth turned out to be false.

San Antonio freshman Rachel Hess said she heard the story from her tour group guide while passing the library. [...]

Friday, November 16, 2012

Rod Stewart Denies Stomach-Pumping Story



Rod Stewart, Rod: The Autobiography (New York: Crown, 2012), pp. 244-5.

[Tony Toon was Stewart's "personal assistant and self-styled publicist."]

Tony went as the result of a poor piece of judgment on his part. During a stay in Hawaii, we found ourselves in an overbooked hotel. Alana and I had Sean and Kimberly in a room with us, and we asked Toon to share an adjoining twin room with Ashley, who was then seven. Toon, of course, couldn't resist pulling some bloke in the bar that evening and taking him back to his room. I fired Toon in the morning.

Toon's revenge was absolutely inspired. He fed the press a story in which, as a consequence of an evening spent orally servicing a gang of sailors in a gay bar in San Diego, I had been required to check into a hospital emergency room to have my stomach pumped. With minor variations (the quantity of the extracted fluid tends to fluctuate: seven pints, three ounces, half a quart; it's a relatively open field), this story has stayed with me ever since. Say what you like about Tony Toon -- and God rest his soul -- but he was good at his job.

For the record, then (and just to put it simply and clearly for posterity's sake): I believe I was in the Hotel Cipriani in Venice on the night of the alleged incident. I have never orally pleasured even a solitary sailor, let alone a ship's worth in one evening. And I have never had my stomach pumped, either of naval-issue semen or of any other kind of semen. Nor of anything else, for that matter.

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Secret Rocker, “Rock Secrets!” Overthrow (New York City), vol. 2, no. 2, May 1979, p. 13.