Showing posts with label Health Fears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Health Fears. Show all posts

Thursday, July 1, 2021

"White lung" disease from clapping blackboard erasers

In the last 30 years there has been a handful of studies on the effects of long-term exposure to chalk dust on school teachers (see Zsuzsánna Ágnes Szász et al, “Chalk-induced Lung Fibrosis — Case Report.” Journal of Interdisciplinary Medicine 2017; 2(4):357-61, and its accompanying references). It’s likely that with the increased use of whiteboards, respiratory tract diseases will be less of an occupational hazard for teachers.

I’ve come across a couple of references in humor magazines to brown-nosing schoolkids getting sick from inhaling chalk dust after much clapping of erasers. Did kids in the real world ever worry about “white lung”?

George W. S. Trow & Anne Beatts, "Doctor Warns of New Diseases," National Lampoon, September, 1971, p. 27.

White lung happens when a little boy or a little girl is a little too eager to help teacher. Little boys and little girls who volunteer to help teacher in the hope of winning favors usually end up clapping blackboard erasers. If little boys and little girls clap blackboard erasers too often, they will get dread white lung due to chalk-dust inhalation[.]

 

Dennis Snee, "Former Eraser Cleaner Claims Chalk Dust Damages,” MAD magazine #246, March 1984, p. 31.

ATLANTA, Ga. (UPI) – In the third such suit filed recently, high school senior Matthew Binkowitz claimed today in municipal court that his experience cleaning erasers in elementary and junior high school caused him to develop a chronic respiratory ailment.

"I used to pound the things every day till my hands got tired," Binkowitz said, "but it wasn't until a year ago that I realized breathing in all that chalk dust was bad for my health."

 

Robert Triptow, Class Photo (Seattle: Fantagraphics, 2015), 32.

Charles Schulz, Peanuts, 17 & 19 February 1969.


Sunday, May 5, 2019

Astrosnacks Scare – U-boat Crews in Florida – STDs in The Villages



Islington Now [UK]
14 March 2019

Exclusive: How the Astrosnacks “hoax” email alert emerged in Islington and spread to schools across London

Warnings of a supposedly dangerous sweet called Astrosnacks have caused widespread concern across London, despite authorities failing to verify the claims. […] A text alert […], seen by the parents of over 300 children, read: “We have received information from the Met police to say that a fake snack bar called ‘Astrosnacks’ is being sold to children in the Highgate area which makes them violently sick and have hallucinations. Please warn your child not to purchase/eat it if offered.” […]


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Palm Beach Post [FL]
2 May 2019

Florida History: World War II continued; German POWs and Urban Legends

[…] Among the urban legends, the most persistent is that German subs supposedly sent parties ashore to buy supplies or pick up goods from “nests” of sympathizers. It was rumored that searches of captured boats had revealed American cigarettes, a Holsum bakery wrapper and tickets for West Palm Beach’s Florida Theatre. (This urban legend verifies the tradition of those that surface in different towns. Historians in New Jersey and North Carolina reporting the same legends mention bakeries and movie theaters as well.) […]

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[The Villages is a Florida retirement community.]


Villages News [FL]
4 May 2019

Villages 101: What’s the truth behind urban legend of STDs in The Villages?

The year was 2006 and a Villages gynecologist was about to make a serious dent in the image of Florida’s Friendliest Hometown – one that wasn’t going to be welcomed with open arms. During an interview, the OB-GYN reported that she’d treated more cases of herpes and human papillomavirus at The Villages than she did when she practiced in Miami. It was a statement that she’d later somewhat recant and clarify, but the damage was done. There was a heightened awareness of the possibility of promiscuity in The Villages and the story spread like wildfire. […]
 


 


Monday, April 29, 2019

Needles in Playground Sand (Wigan) – Men Fear Mosquito Nets (Malawi) – Pete Buttigieg’s Foreign Language Count



Wigan Today [UK]
26 April 2019

Needles found sticking up through sand at fire-wrecked Wigan children's play area

Needles have been found in the sand at a Wigan children's play area shut after being torched by yobs. Nine syringes were recovered from Norley Hall playground on Lamberhead Road by Wigan Council employees. Horrifyingly the needles were placed pointing upwards, suggesting they were placed there deliberately. […]

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The Maravi Post [Malawi]
27 April 2019

Sleeping under net contributes to infertility’ myth still hunting Malaria fight in Malawi

MCHINJI-(MaraviPost)-The myth that says sleeping under mosquito nets contributes to infertility among men in rural Malawi remains a challenge in the fight against Malaria. […] Some women confessed that their husbands still shun mosquito nets for fear of being barren. […]

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The Atlantic
29 April 2019

Pete Buttigieg’s Foreign-Language Count Is Only Going Up

Michael Erard

Peter Buttigieg, the mayor of South Bend, Indiana, and a Democratic presidential candidate, has become famous for speaking lots of languages. Depending on the day and the media outlet, the number rises and falls. […] One important key to the myth that tends to be built up around polyglots is the vaporous quality of numbers of languages. How many languages can Buttigieg actually speak? […]

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Snopak Kidney Cooler

Conan (TBS), 23 April 2019. Comic video: “You worked hard to illegally harvest that kidney. Don’t just put it into any cooler. The Snopak Kidney Cooler is specifically designed to keep human kidneys fresh and viable until the buyer meets your price. (Can also hold soda.)”