Saturday, January 31, 2009

Barbecue Cat Kerfuffle

http://www.canada.com/Life/story.html?id=1236554

Canada.com
30 January 2009

Hello kitty: Grit aide grilled for BBQ cat comment

By David Akin, Canwest News Service

OTTAWA - A Vancouver Conservative MP on Friday demanded Liberal Leader Michael Ignatieff fire his top campaign aide after Warren Kinsella made a comment on his blog the member of Parliament says is racist.

Alice Wong told the House of Commons Friday that Kinsella joked that Chinese restaurants serve “barbecue cat.” [...]

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Gang Initiation: Beating Up Car Occupants

http://ourtribune.com/article.php?id=6491

The Tribune [Humble, Texas]
28 January 2009

Humble police say e-mail about gang activity near U.S. Highway 59 is a hoax

Robert Kleeman

A widely-distributed e-mail that warns readers about a violent gang initiation at the FM 1960 and U.S. Highway 59 McDonald's and Toys R' Us is fraudulent, Humble Police Department Lt. Jay Wrobliske said.

The message describes an activity in which a gang targets an unsuspecting driver in a parking lot or drive-thru late at night by blocking him or her in on both sides with SUVs. The gang members then capture the driver and any passengers and beat them so badly that their faces are unrecognizable when they are sent to the area hospital. [...]

[Two e-mail texts are included in the article.]

http://ourtribune.com/article.php?id=6509

The Tribune [Texas]
2 February 2009

E-mail about gang bump-and-rob a hoax

Robert Kleeman

A widely-distributed e-mail that warns readers about a violent gang initiation at the FM 1960 and U.S. Highway 59 McDonald’s and Toys R’ Us is an embellishment on a road rage incident that happened in the area, Humble Police Department Lt. Jay Wrobliske said. [...]

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Cello Scrotum

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article5601050.ece

The Times [UK]
28 January 2009

Cello scrotum? It's a load of . . . nonsense, admits Baroness Murphy

Will Pavia

Until this week cellists worldwide had reason to fear a terrible malady. Worse than fiddler’s neck, flautist’s chin or even the dreaded guitarist’s nipple was the condition known as “cello scrotum”. [...]

[The nonexistent malady was noted in a letter published in the British Medical Journal in 1974 by Dr. Elaine Murphy (now Baroness Murphy).]

http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/extract/338/jan27_4/b288?ijkey=5f4bd3a7f7ab7d9f87ad6a748b805848a14fe0d2&keytype2=tf_ipsecsha

British Medical Journal
BMJ 2009;334:b288
27 January 2009

Letters

Cello scrotum confession

Friday, January 23, 2009

St. Francis Prayer is a Modern Invention

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j8pVl_73kYREC_3w45ijdI5AMl7AD95SU5AO0

The Associated Press
23 January 2009

St. Francis prayer was modern creation

By ARIEL DAVID

VATICAN CITY (AP) — A simple prayer for peace attributed to St. Francis, widely quoted by leaders and cherished by many Christians, probably had nothing to do with the medieval friar.

The Vatican's newspaper, L'Osservatore Romano, reported this week that the prayer that begins with "Lord, make me an instrument of Thy peace," first appeared in France at the start of the 20th century and became popular during World War I. [...]

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/23/world/europe/23italy.html?_r=1&ref=world

New York Times
23 January 2009

Truth About a Prayer: A Saint's Name, but Not His Words

By RACHEL DONADIO

Rumors in the 2008 U.S. Presidential Election

http://primebuzz.kcstar.com/?q=node/16690

Kansas City Star
22 January 2009

SURVEY: Obama Muslim rumor widespread

COLUMBUS -- About nine in 10 Americans heard the rumor that Barack Obama is a Muslim, making it possibly the most prevalent rumor of the 2008 presidential campaign, according to a nationwide survey.

However, only 22 percent of those surveyed said they actually believed that Obama is a Muslim.

[The article summarizes a report by R. Kelly Garrett and James N. Danziger called "Rumors and the Internet in the 2008 U.S. Presidential election." [pdf]

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Sneakers on Wires Have Lost Their Meaning

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chicago/chi-shoefiti_city_zonejan22,0,7233589.story

Chicago Tribune
22 January 2009

Sneakers on a wire

'Old-school' symbols of gang turf, drug dens and death, have lost their meaning, some say

By Ofelia Casillas
Tribune reporter

The Hokey Cokey

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2008/12/22/singing-the-hokey-cokey-could-land-football-fans-in-sectarian-bother-86908-20989183/

Daily Record [UK]
22 December 2008

Singing the Hokey Cokey could land football fans in sectarian bother

By John Ferguson

POLICE have vowed to crack down on football fans singing the Hokey Cokey -- after claims the song is sectarian.

Catholic church leaders believe the old time children's ditty pokes fun at priests. And they fear it could be hijacked by bigots. [...]

Peter Kearney, a spokesman for the Catholic church in Scotland, said: "This song does have quite disturbing origins. It was devised as an attack on, and a parody of, the Mass. If there are moves to restore its more malevolent meaning then consideration should perhaps be given to its wider use." [...]

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/ireland/2008/1229/1229728603894.html

Irish Times
29 December 2008

Hokey Cokey' gets red card at Rangers

DAN KEENAN, Northern News Editor

SATURDAY'S "OLD Firm" clash between Glasgow's two soccer giants took place without the strains of the Hokey Cokey rising from the Rangers supporters.

The tipsy party ditty has joined the list of songs banned on the grounds of alleged sectarianism amid claims that it is a bigoted take on the Latin Mass. [...]

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/2058a612-e0e1-11dd-b0e8-000077b07658.html

Financial Times [UK]
13 January 2009

Capitalism's enemies have the best tunes

By Brian Groom

[...] But now Alan Balfour says his grandfather, a 1940s London band leader called Al Tabor, wrote the song and that it is about ice-cream. Tabor was going to call it "hokey pokey", a nickname for ice-cream, but changed it to "hokey cokey" at the suggestion of a Canadian officer who thought it would sound better because "cokey" was a slang term for crazy in Canada. Somehow I doubt this will end debate about the song's origins. [...]

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/2b90ab7c-e692-11dd-8e4f-0000779fd2ac.html?nclick_check=1

Financial Times [UK]
20 January 2009

Letters

Hokey Cokey was founded on a traditional Canadian song

[Jimmy Kennedy, Jr., says his father wrote the song, basing it on a "Canadian children's game called the Cokey Cokey." The title supposedly refers to "drugs taken by the miners in Canada to cheer themselves in the harsh environment where they were prospecting."]

http://www.canada.com/topics/news/national/story.html?id=1202503
Canada.com
21 January 2009
Canada's Hokey Pokey cause of England dust up
Randy Boswell, Canwest News Service

Obama Baby Boom

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1126128/Will-Obama-baby-boom.html

Daily Mail [UK]
21 January 2009

Post-inauguration euphoria sweeping America could result in an Obama baby boom

By Graham Smith

The outpouring of euphoric optimism currently gripping the U.S. following the inauguration of Barack Obama may yet result in a baby boom towards the end of this year. [...]

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The Bug under the Rug

Jim Taylor, "Hello, Sweetheart? Gimme Rewrite!" My Life in the Wonderful World of Sports (Madeira Park, B.C.: Harbour Publishing, 2008), pp. 107-8.

[Jim Taylor, a sports reporter with the Vancouver Province, went to Moscow to see the final four games of the Canada-USSR hockey series in 1972.]

My memories are snapshots, some significant, some not, but all vivid...

[...]

The classic search for electronic listening bugs by two Team Canada players in their assigned room. They look behind pictures, under the mattresses and finally under the rug, where they discover a flat metal disc, unscrew it, and hear a horrendous crash in the room below. They have unbolted the chandelier.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Mirror, Mirror

http://blog.modernmechanix.com/category/just-weird/page/21/

Mechanix Illustrated, August 1950

Spooks on the Airways

By Irv Leiberman

[...] Another similar incident happened in Jackson Heights, New York. One morning, after a gay and alcoholic night before, a man wearily trudged into the bathroom to shave. He was just about deciding to jump back into bed and forget about work that day when a disgustingly wide-awake voice shouted “Look sharp! Be sharp! Use . . .” The poor fellow almost fainted. Engineers later blamed it on a peculiar arrangement of lead on the glass and tin in the cabinet. [...]

[That item comes from an article about various objects that have unexpectedly become radio receivers. Jeffrey Sconce, in Haunted Media (Durham & London: Duke University Press, 2000, p. 68), mentions a suspiciously similar incident in which a woman "fainted one morning in the bathroom after her mirror greeted her by saying hello (apparently the lead and glass in the bathroom had served as an antenna for a nearby station)." His source is Alden Armagnac, "Weird Electrical Freaks Traced to Runaway Radio Waves," Popular Science Monthly, June 1935, p. 11. -- bc]

Bush Breaks Tecumseh's Death Curse

http://www.slate.com/id/2208520/

Slate
14 January 2009

Bush's Legacy: He Survived!
Reagan broke Tecumseh's Curse, but Bush may have killed it altogether.

By Steve Friess

Historians will be debating George Bush's presidency for decades to come -- in fact, they've already started -- but in one area, at least, he leaves an unambiguous legacy: He will break, once and for all, Tecumseh's Curse. [...]

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Matriarch Rachel Saves Lives of Israeli Soldiers

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1231866577142&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull

Jerusalem Post
14 January 2009

Soldiers turn to secret weapon: Jewish spirituality

By MATTHEW WAGNER

[A woman in black directs two Israeli soldiers in Gaza City away from a house rigged with a bomb, saving their lives when it explodes. When asked who she is, she tells the soldiers she is the Matriarch Rachel.]

[...] This story, whether true or not, is being circulated in religious circles - via Internet forums, SMS, e-mail and word of mouth - and is fast becoming an urban legend. [...]

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/129532

Arutz Sheva [Israel]
20 January 2009

Chief Rabbi Confirms Gaza Miracle Story

by Hillel Fendel

(IsraelNN.com) Former Chief Rabbi Mordechai Eliyahu, recovering from a life-threatening disease, prayed several times at the Tomb of the Biblical Matriarch Rachel before the recent war in Gaza. Informed that an “old woman” saved IDF soldiers’ lives in Gaza, he said, “Did she mention that I sent her?” [...]

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3659308,00.html

Ynetnews [Tel Aviv, Israel]
21 January 2009

Rabbi Eliyahu: I sent Mother Rachel to Gaza

Former chief rabbi responds to rumors of woman appearing before troops, warning them of danger in Operation Cast Lead, says, 'The story is true, I sent her'. Rabbi Shlomo Aviner: A sucker will believe anything

Kobi Nahshoni

Two days have passed since the ceasefire in Gaza took effect, and one of the most widespread legends of the days on the battlefield has received rabbinical approval. On the last days of the war, rumors spread about a woman presenting herself as Jewish matriarch Rachel appearing to IDF soldiers and warning them of explosives, booby-trapped houses and terrorist ambushes within the Gaza Strip. [...]

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/129609

Arutz Sheva [Israel]
26 January 2009

Rabbi Ovadia Yosef: A Beautiful, Young Rachel Saved IDF Soldiers

by Malkah Fleisher

(IsraelNN.com) A week after Rabbi Mordechai Eliyahu confirmed the miracle story sweeping Israel - that the embodiment of the Matriarch Rachel saved the lives of soldiers in Gaza - Shas spiritual leader Rabbi Ovadia Yosef is now also declaring that the Jewish foremother came to the aid of the IDF. [...]

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Companies' Profits Go To Israel

http://news.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne%2BNews/Singapore/Story/A1Story20090111-113787.html

Asiaone News
11 January 2009

McDonald's, Starbucks refute 'boycott' SMS

by Nur Dianah Suhaimi
The Straits Times

A phone text message making its rounds among Singaporeans has been calling for the boycott of McDonald's fast-food outlets and the Starbucks coffee chain, claiming the two American companies are financially supporting the Israeli offensive in Gaza. The message claims that the two firms will be donating all their profits in the past week to the Israeli army. [...]

http://www.radionetherlands.nl/news/zijlijn/6132777/Muslims-boycott-shops-over-Israel-support-claim

Radio Netherlands
13 January 2009

Muslims boycott shops over Israel support claim

This past weekend, a large number of Muslims in the Dutch immigrant communities received a mobile-phone text message calling for a boycott of Aldi and Lidl, two German-owned cut-price supermarket chains. The text messages claimed that the supermarkets were planning to donate a percentage of their profits to Israel. Both companies denied the rumour and no evidence to support the allegation has emerged. [...]

http://www.dutchnews.nl/news/archives/2009/01/ready_dutch_muslims_boycott_al.php

Dutch News [Netherlands]
13 January 2009

Muslims boycott Aldi, Lidl supermarkets

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5j05OyjM5-H8wpGzCw4JLjs1__QNAD95MG3BG0

The Associated Press
13 January 2009

Protesters close Beirut Starbucks branch

By BASSEM MROUE

http://www.daily.pk/world/middle-east/9146-mcdonalds-and-starbucks-qdonating-all-profits-to-israeli-warq.html

Pakistan Daily
14 January 2009

McDonald's and Starbucks "donating all profits to Israeli war"

Written by www.daily.pk

"McDonald's and Starbucks have yesterday announced that they will be donating all profits from now until Sunday to Israeli war. Also, the producers of Adam Sandler's new movie Bed Time Stories will be donating their profits to THE Zionist entity of Israel." [...]

Hartlepool Monkey

http://www.abdn.ac.uk/mediareleases/release.php?id=1649

University of Aberdeen

Media Releases
12 January 2009

How monkey murder brought British coastal towns together

How two British coastal communities, hundreds of miles apart, came to be associated with a centuries-old tale of monkey murder has been investigated as part of a new study.

Research on the cultural identity of British fishing communities has thrown up a bloody link between the Scottish village of Boddam, near Peterhead, and Hartlepool in North-east England.

According to legend, the Hartlepool monkey was the only survivor of a shipwrecked French warship during the Napoleonic Wars. It was found dressed in full military uniform, presumably for the amusement of the crew. [...]

Monday, January 12, 2009

Poem Misattributed to Pablo Neruda

http://www.laht.com/article.asp?ArticleId=325275&CategoryId=14094

Latin American Herald Tribune [Caracas, Venezuela]
12 January 2009

Fake Pablo Neruda Poem Spreads on Internet

By Ana Mendoza

MADRID -- The poem "Muere lentamente" (Dying Slowly), mistakenly attributed to Pablo Neruda, has been circulating for years on the Internet with no one able to stop it from snowballing, to the point that many in Spain have received the verses online as a New Year's greeting. [...]

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Christmas Love

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/09/books/07book.html?ref=books

New York Times
6 January 2009

Christmas Essay Was Not His, Author Admits

By MOTOKO RICH

Neale Donald Walsch, author of the best-selling series “Conversations With God,” recently posted a personal Christmas essay on the spiritual Web site Beliefnet.com about his son’s kindergarten winter pageant.

During a dress rehearsal, he wrote, a group of children spelled out the title of a song, “Christmas Love,” with each child holding up a letter. One girl held the “m” upside down, so that it appeared as a “w,” and it looked as if the group was spelling “Christ Was Love.” It was a heartwarming Christmas story from a writer known for his spiritual teachings.

Except it never happened — to him. [...]

[Candy Chand is very angry at her plagiarist: “Has the man who writes best-selling books about his ‘Conversations With God’ also heard God’s commandments? ‘Thou shalt not steal. Thou shalt not lie, and thou shalt not covet another author’s property’?”]

Pull Tab Collectors Disappointed

http://www.gazette.net/stories/01072009/potonew204919_32473.shtml

The Gazette [Gaithersburg, MD]
7 January 2009

Collectors find can tabs not worth much
Those who collect tabs for money, charity often met with disappointment

by Erin Donaghue
Staff Writer

[...] Rumors surrounding the mythical pull tab have surged in recent weeks, according to employees at the Montgomery Scrap Corporation. While they haven't heard about the dialysis machine rumor, office manager Anna Tompkins-Garcia told The Gazette that the corporation is getting an influx of calls from people who think that a gallon jug of pull tabs can be traded in for anywhere from $600 to $1,000. [...]

"I don't know if it's because of the holidays or because money has been tight for people, but all of a sudden they were just receiving this huge volume of calls," Tompkins-Garcia said. [...]

Sunday, January 4, 2009

The Grateful Terrorist (NYC)

http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/article.php?p=28140

The Yeshiva World [Brooklyn, NY]
2 January 2009

UPDATED - ALERT - Frightening Text Messages Being Forwarded Around NY Jews

With the situation in Gaza deteriorating by the day, and anti-semitism rampant around the world, thousands of NY Jews were frightened upon receiving the following text message which has been going around on Friday afternoon:

"A Jewish woman gave a tip to a Muslim taxi driver and out of appreciation he warned her not to go to Manhattan next week Wednesday." [...]

http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/text-message-warning
The Yeshiva World [Brooklyn, NY]
YWN Coffee Room
Text Message Warning

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/01/06/2009-01-06_terror_threat_just_a_terrible_hoax_says_-2.html

New York Daily News
7 January 2009

Terror threat just a terrible hoax, says NYPD

BY Matthew Lysiak and Simone Weichselbaum
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITERS

A chilling terror warning spreading across the U.S. and Israel is a hoax, NYPD officials said yesterday.

The threat, which has popped up on forwarded e-mails and blog posts across the world, warns of an attack in New York today.

It says the warning originated with a Muslim cab driver who told a Jewish woman he picked up of a Jan. 7 plot. [...]

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Penny in Mouth Foils Breath Alcohol Test

http://www.santafenewmexican.com/Local%20News/Local-briefs--12-31-08

Santa Fe New Mexican [NM]
31 December 2008

Santa Fe man faces fifth DWI charge

A 21-year-old Santa Fe man facing his fifth drunken-driving arrest Monday may have tried to use a well-known but faulty urban myth to avoid charges, according to a police report.

[Aaron Rubio put a penny and a metal screw in his mouth before taking a breath alcohol test.]

Monday, December 29, 2008

Dognapping Fear, Upper West Side, NYC

http://www.NewYorker.com/talk/2009/01/05/090105ta_talk_julian

The New Yorker
5 January 2009

The Talk of the Town

Man's Best Friend
Shaggy-dog Story


by Kate Julian

[...] And then, several weeks ago, dog-napping terror hit the Upper West Side. E-mails began circulating (one subject line: "DOGNAPPING attempts in NYC with RAZOR and RANSOM -- get dogs ON LEASHES -- happening on West Side"), and flyers were posted at dog runs and veterinary offices and pet stores ("COMMUNITY ALERT: DOGNAPPING attempts on the West Side"). Dog owners, particularly women with small dogs -- said to be the prime target -- began to panic. [...]

http://news.ncmonline.com/news/view_article.html?article_id=b2c793d758cb56deca8171909fdd0c6c

New America Media
4 February 2009

As Economy Tanks, Is Fifi Safe?
'Dognapping' on the Rise in New York City

Louis Nevaer

Editor’s Note: In the latest indication of the deepening economic crisis in New York, a new phenomenon is on the rise: dognapping. The crime is entering the ranks of urban legend: Everyone knows someone who knows someone whose dog has been abducted and who had to pay ransom. [...]

Cheap Range Rovers for the Disabled

http://www.thisisstaffordshire.co.uk/news/funding-Range-Rovers-disabled/article-564113-detail/article.html

The Sentinel [UK]
22 December 2008

Are we funding Range Rovers for the disabled?

ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS: I was appalled to hear that you can get a brand new Range Rover for £5,000 if you are disabled.

That means that the public are paying the balance, which could be £45,000 to £50,000 for each one. Surely this money would be better spent on drugs that the NHS cannot afford.

There are children and adults suffering so that people can ride around in Range Rovers.

I am not saying that we should go back to invalid cars as in the 1950s and '60s, but to go to this extent is absolutely ridiculous. What will it be next, a Rolls Royce?

KEITH WHEAWALL
Shallowford

http://www.thisisstaffordshire.co.uk/news/Free-cars-disabled-myth/article-571558-detail/article.html

The Sentinel [UK]
27 December 2008

Free cars for disabled are a myth

MYTHS DISABLED: So Mr Wheawall resents disabled people having the use of Motorbility vehicles. Mr Wheawall, I am not disabled and nor do I have a 'free' car. However, as you seem so envious of what you believe others to have, I would like to inform you that disabled people are not given a new Range Rover for £5,000. If they have the money to hand over £5,000 for the use of a car for three years, they are able to use one. After three years, they hand the car back. They do not have a refund of the £5,000.

I have heard that some people believe that disabled people are also given free petrol for their cars. That is another urban myth.

D HEWITT
Newcastle

http://www.thisisstaffordshire.co.uk/news/Disabled-drivers-lease-buy-cars/article-571557-detail/article.html
The Sentinel [UK]
27 December 2008
Disabled drivers lease, not buy, their cars

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Holocaust Memoir

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gqrb4uMpbj8D7T-XHwX0ylu0Q-0AD95BEDH01

The Associated Press
27 December 2008

Publication of disputed Holocaust memoir canceled

By HILLEL ITALIE

NEW YORK (AP) - The publisher of a disputed Holocaust memoir has canceled the book, adding the name Herman Rosenblat to an increasingly long line of literary fakers and bringing down with a crash his story - embraced by Oprah Winfrey among others - of meeting his future wife at a Nazi concentration camp. [...]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gqrb4uMpbj8D7T-XHwX0ylu0Q-0AD95BS3IG0
The Associated Press
28 December 2008
Anger, sadness over fabricated Holocaust story
By HILLEL ITALIE

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gqrb4uMpbj8D7T-XHwX0ylu0Q-0AD95AG4CG0
The Associated Press
26 December 2008
Author, publisher defend disputed Holocaust memoir
By HILLEL ITALIE

http://www.tnr.com/politics/story.html?id=91de36ee-ef8b-4695-99c9-8c0d8c28d1ec
The New Republic
26 December 2008
Wartime Lies
by Gabriel Sherman

http://www.tnr.com/politics/story.html?id=f458c2c8-0d4f-4dc7-8cba-15e465c2201a
The New Republic
25 December 2008
The Greatest Love Story Ever Sold
by Gabriel Sherman


http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/29/books/29hoax.html?_r=1&ref=us
New York Times
29 December 2008
False Memoir of Holocaust Is Canceled
By MOTOKO RICH and JOSEPH BERGER

Wedding Rings Thrown Into the Truckee River

http://www.rgj.com/article/20081228/COL17/812280313/1247/NEIGHBORHOODS

Reno Gazette-Journal [NV]
28 December 2008

Getting 'Reno-Vated': The 'ring' of truth

Guy Rocha

[The Nevada state archivist examines the legend that Nevada divorcees celebrate their liberation by throwing their wedding rings into the Truckee River. -- bc]

John Milton Hagen, Holly-Would (New Rochelle, NY: Arlington House, 1974), p. 87.

Richard Wallace, director, informs us that the wedding rings thrown into the Truckee River after Reno divorces have been granted are recovered by hoboes.

Friday, December 26, 2008

The Glass Club

William Guy Carr, Pawns in the Game (1958), pp. 82-4.

The way international intrigue was used to depose the Right Honourable H.H. Asquith when he was Prime Minister of Great Britain in 1916 was explained to me by a man who was extremely well informed. I met him while serving as King’s Messenger in 1917. We were in my room, in a hotel when, during the course of conversation, I mentioned that I strongly suspected that a comparatively small group of extremely wealthy men used the power their wealth could buy to influence national and international affairs, to further their own secret plans and ambitions.

My companion replied: “If you talk about such things it is unlikely that you will live long enough to realize how right you are.” He then told me how Mr. Asquith had been deposed in December 1916, and Mr. David Lloyd George, Winston Churchill, and The Rt. Hon. Arthur James Balfour were placed in power in England.

The story he told me had a remarkable similarity to the plot used by the Secret Powers who directed the campaign of L’Infamie immediately prior to the outbreak of the French revolution in 1789. It will be recalled a letter was used to lure Cardinal Prince de Rohan to the Palais Royal where he was involved with a prostitute disguised as Marie Antoinette. The alleged modern method is as follows:

Shortly after the outbreak of the war in August 1914 a small group of wealthy men authorized an agent to turn an old, but very spacious mansion, into a fabulous private club. Those who made it possible to finance such a costly undertaking insisted that their identity remain secret. They explained that they simply wished to show their deep appreciation to officers in the Armed Forces who were risking their lives for King and Country.

The club provided every kind of luxury, entertainment, and facilities for pleasure. The use of the club was usually restricted to commissioned officers on leave in London from active service. A new member had to be introduced by a brother officer. My companion referred to it as the “Glass Club”.[1]

Upon arrival, officer guests were interviewed by an official. If he was satisfied with their credentials they were told how the club functioned. The officer applying for admission was asked to give his word of honour that he would not mention the names of any persons he met during his stay at the club, or reveal their identity after he left the club. Having given this solemn promise, it was explained to the guest that he would meet a number of women well known in the best of London’s society. They all wore masks. The officer was asked not to try to identify any of the ladies. He was sworn to keep their secret should he happen to identify any of them accidentally.

With the preliminaries over, the officer was shown to his private room. It was furnished in a most luxuriant manner. The furnishings included a huge double bed, dressing table, wardrobe, cabinet with wines and liqueurs, a smoking humidor, and private toilet and bath. The new guest was invited to make himself at home. He was informed that he would receive a lady visitor. She would wear a brooch of costume jewelry with the number of his room. If, after getting acquainted, he wished to take her down to dinner that was his privilege.

The reception room, where guests and their hostesses mingled over cocktails before dinner, was like that of a King’s palace. The dining room was large enough to accommodate fifty couples. The ballroom was such that many people dream about but few seldom see. Costly decorations were set off by luxurious drapes, subdued lighting, beautiful women gorgeously dressed, soft dreamy music, the smell of rare perfumes, made the place an Arab’s dream of heaven. The whole atmosphere of the club was such that the officers home on leave relaxed at first and then set out to have a real Roman Holiday. There was nothing gross or vulgar about the “Glass Club”. Everything about the place was beautiful, delicate, soft, and pliant ... the exact opposite of the horrors, the violence, the brutality, of a modern war. Between dance numbers entertainers gave performances which brought out the feelings of joy, fun and laughter. As the evening progressed, a long buffet was literally loaded with luscious dishes of fish and game. A bar provided every kind of drink from champagne to straight whisky. Between midnight and one a.m. five beautiful girls performed the Dance of the Seven Veils. The dance depicted a scene in a Sultan’s Harem. The girls started the dance fully clothed, (even to the veil they wore to conceal the facial features) but, when the dance ended the girls were entirely naked. They danced the final act in their lithe-nakedness, waving the flimsy veil around and about them in a manner which extenuated, rather than concealed, their physical charms. Couples, when tired of entertainment, dancing, and other people’s company, retired to their private rooms.

Next day they could enjoy indoor swimming, tennis, badminton, billiards, or, there was the card room which was a miniature Monte Carlo. About November 1916 a very high personage was lured into visiting the Club when he received a note saying that he would obtain information of the greatest importance to the British Government. He drove to the Club in his private car. He instructed his chauffeur to wait for him. After being admitted, he was taken to one of the luxuriously furnished bed-sitting rooms. A lady joined him. When she saw him she nearly fainted. It was his own wife. She was much younger than her husband. She had been acting as hostess to lonely officers on leave for a considerable time. It was a most embarrassing situation.

The wife knew nothing of the plot. She had no secret information to give. She was convinced that both she and her husband were philandering. She thought it was only this unfortunate chance meeting which had brought them face to face. There was a scene. The husband was informed regarding the part hostesses played at the Club. But his lips were sealed as if in death. He was a member of the Government. He couldn’t afford to figure in a scandal.

1. An exact duplicate of this club was organized just outside Montreal during World War Two.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Killer Perfume Rumors, UAE

http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2008/12/22/62607.html

Al-Arabiya [United Arab Emirates]
22 December 2008

Claiming death of 18 people
Killer perfume rumors raise fears in the UAE

ABU DHABI (Ahmed Sherif)

Abu Dhabi police sought to play down fears among consumers on Monday that a killer perfume was on the loose after a rumor was spread by text message to mobile phones.

The text messages claimed that in four days 18 people had died after using the unnamed perfume and that another 35 had been admitted to intensive care in hospitals in Abu Dhabi. The text messages also urged the receivers to spread send warnings to the people they know as quickly as possible to rescue as much people as possible. [...]

http://www.gulfnews.com/nation/Police_and_The_Courts/10269491.html

Gulf News [UAE]
23 December 2008

Police deny rumours about 'killer perfume' in UAE

WAM

Abu Dhabi/Dubai: Police in Abu Dhabi and Dubai have denied rumours that some vendors were selling a perfume that could kill users in four days. [...]

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Mae West's Earpiece

[Tony Curtis and George Hamilton appeared in Sextette (1978), Mae West's last film. By some accounts, she was barely sentient at the time.]

Tony Curtis and Barry Paris, Tony Curtis: The Autobiography (NY: William Morrow and Company, 1993), p. 251.

She had a hearing aid that was connected to the booth where Ken Hughes sat and smoked. It looked like a telephone booth with glass windows, and it was wired up to her earphone. Waiting for the shot, Ken would smoke, and this booth would get fogged up until you could barely see him. In the middle of my line he would say her line so that she could say it when I finished. But it was a high-frequency radio connection, and it picked up a lot of other stuff. One day during a scene I heard her say "605 Fountain" -- the hearing aid was picking up police calls, and she blurted this out -- "605 Fountain, proceed with caution!" or whatever the fuck it was. Another time she picked up some helicopter signals and started to report traffic conditions on the Hollywood Freeway.

Tony Curtis with Peter Golenbock, American Prince (NY: Harmony Books, 2008), p. 291.

As I said, Mae didn't know her lines, so the director sat in a closed booth just outside the scene and read her lines into a microphone that transmitted his voice over a shortwave radio signal. Mae had an earpiece that would broadcast the director's voice into her ear, and she simply repeated the lines as she heard them. The director would smoke while he was in there reading her lines to her, until the booth would become so full of smoke you couldn't see him anymore. When he coughed, so did she. I would stand there, watching this, thinking, This is crazy.

One time I was doing a scene with Mae, and we had the setup with the booth and the microphone going. The director said, "Action," and I gave my line, and Mae replied, "Altercation on Melrose and Sunset. Approach with caution."

The director yelled, "Cut!" Everyone looked at each other; those words weren't in the script. The director asked her what she was talking about, and she said something like, "Units are en route." Then we realized that Mae's earpiece had been intercepting signals from a police shortwave radio.

George Hamilton and William Stadiem, Don't Mind If I Do (NY: Simon & Schuster, 2008), p. 255.

When I met Mae for our first scene, I thought in was in Madame Tussaud's on acid. She was all of four feet tall, with platform shoes a foot high and hair a foot and a half. Here was our dialogue.

Me: "Hi baby, long time no grab."

Mae: "Vance, Vance, I thought you were dead. I was in mourning for three weeks. When I played on the piano, I only played on the black keys...a little to the left...What?...Cut. Cut...a little to the left..."

It sounded somehow as if it was coming out of Mae's hair. I turned in shell shock to my dresser, who said, "She's wired up," and pointed to the director. Then I realized that it was coming out of her hair. Mae was wearing an earpiece wherein her lines were being fed to her, and she just repeated them -- and anything else the director said. We went back to work.

Garage Door Porn

Tony Curtis with Peter Golenbock, American Prince (NY: Harmony Books, 2008), p. 112.

[Actor Donald O'Connor] was a hilarious guy, and we got along great. He used to love to use his film projector to secretly project porno films onto his next-door neighbor's garage door. A car would drive by at night, and you'd hear the tires squeal as the driver slammed on the brakes. Then Donald would shut the film off.

James Bacon, Hollywood Is a Four Letter Town (Chicago: Henry Regnery Company, 1976), pp. 23-4.

[One night comic Red Skelton] called me up to the house, which was high atop a hill in Bel-Air, and we went up to his bedroom. Red showed me a projection machine with a powerful telephoto lens and said, "Look down there on Sunset Boulevard. See that house on the curve with the white garage door? You see it?"

It could be seen, all right, but I was not prepared for what use Skelton would make of it. He took out a stag reel. I still remember the title -- The Little Sister. It was one of those filthy reels where the wife's gorgeous little sister comes to visit. The wife leaves the sister with the husband to get better acquainted.

Well, in a matter of seconds, they are well acquainted indeed -- both nude in bed and doing all the oral sex acts people do in stag reels.

Red had focused this reel on the white garage door on Sunset Boulevard. You could hear the brakes screeching all the way up the hill. Can you imagine driving down a busy street and seeing a girl going down on a guy on a garage door?

Showing this reel became a popular pastime of Red's -- until the cops traced the light beams. Red got off with a warning, but the curve forever after has been called Dead Man's Curve.

Quarters From Heaven

http://www.uexpress.com/dearabby/?uc_full_date=20081220

Dear Abby [Syndicated advice column]
20 December 2008

DEAR ABBY: I have a "pennies from heaven" story you might appreciate. [...]

And when I walked to the dresser to unpack, two quarters were sitting on top. It was then that my husband and I agreed that Darrel had stopped to say goodbye on his way to heaven. -- QUARTERS FROM HEAVEN
[In her response, Abby is uncharacteristically sceptical.]

Friday, December 19, 2008

Pharm Parties

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/article/20081219/NEWS/812190372/-1/ENT05

The Des Moines Register [IA]
19 December 2008

Police, schools to probe tales of 'pill parties' in Urbandale

By TOM BARTON

Urbandale police and school officials will investigate rumors of so-called "pharm" parties at which students exchange prescription drugs, sometimes stolen from their parents' medicine cabinets.

Also known as "fish bowl" parties, the gatherings have allegedly featured high-strength painkillers, anti-anxiety medications and stimulants, often washed down with alcohol. [...]

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Welsh Rugby Union Team & Papal Mortality

http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/full/337/dec17_2/a2768

British Medical Journal
17 December 2008

BMJ 2008;337:a2768

Rugby (the religion of Wales) and its influence on the Catholic church: should Pope Benedict XVI be worried?

Gareth C Payne, specialist registrar in clinical neurophysiology, Rebecca E Payne, general practitioner, Daniel M Farewell, MRC/WAG training fellow in health services research/health of the public

Objective To explore the perceived wisdom that papal mortality is related to the success of the Welsh rugby union team. [...]