Urine Added to Sherry to Punish Thieving Cook (1958)

Thomas R. Fuller, "Bouquet." Sir Knight (Los Angeles), vol. 1, no. 3, 1958, p. 33. Suspecting his cook is drinking from his personal sherry, a man adds some of his urine to the contents of the bottle. The cook later reveals he uses the sherry to flavor his employer’s soup. This tale may be an extended version of a shorter joke.