Friday, December 13, 2013

The President & the Panty Raid



Neil Steinberg, If at All Possible, Involve a Cow (NY: St. Martin’s Press, 1992), p. 207.

Denison College reports mass raids on the women’s dormitories in 1936, 1942, and 1946, producing what may be the best moment in panty raid lore: As hundreds of shouting boys surrounded Stone Hall, President Shaw raced to the scene to assess the situation. The besieged head resident of Stone, seeing Shaw hurrying toward the door, reportedly exclaimed, “Oh no, Dr. Shaw, not you, too!”

Sunday, December 8, 2013

"I'm Sorry Three..."




Bernama [Malaysia]
6 December 2013


KUALA LUMPUR, Dec 6 (Bernama) -- An anecdote from a Malay student trying to master the English language while preparing to further his studies abroad had the delegates in stitches during the debate on the economy at the Umno General Assembly 2013 today.

The delegate from the Federal Territory, Afendi Zahari, said the incident occurred at the airport when the student from the East Coast accidentally bumped into a foreigner and tried to apologise in English.

"The student bumped into the 'white man' near the staircase at the airport and said 'I am sorry'. The man responded: 'I am sorry too'. When he heard the word 'too', the student replied 'I am sorry three'.

"Puzzled at the reply from the student, the man asked 'what for?', the boy later responded 'I am sorry five'," said the Titiwangsa Umno division deputy head.

Following the endless apologies from the student, he said the foreigner began to get annoyed and said: "I'm sick of this."

Continuing his anecdote, Afendi said that without realising he (the student) had annoyed the foreigner, as a courteous Malay, the student continued to apologise saying: "I'm sorry seven."

"This is the problem when we don't know how to speak in English," he said to loud laughter from the delegates. […]

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Clowns Kidnapping Kids (Haslingden, UK)




Lancashire Telegraph [UK]
27 November 2013


ROSSENDALE police have confirmed that social media rumours about a clown kidnapping children in Haslingden are false.

In a statement, the force said: “The Haslingden Neighbourhood Policing Team have been made aware of a rumour circulating in the area regarding several people in Haslingden being dressed up as clowns and using scare tactics to kidnap children and take them away in vehicles.” […]